A word of advice: If your wife is pregnant, do not take anything she says or does seriously. Especially if it has pissed you off.

Twice in two days, husbands I know have complained about how their gestationally-challenged wife is acting.

Thinking back on my three strolls down baby lane, I’m embarrassed by some of the things I said or did. But my husband was smart enough to keep his mouth shut and do some more laundry. And change the litter box. And do the dishes.

And I adore him for it. Remember that, boys.