Ed: Good night, Clare.

Clare: Daddy, can you get my monkey?

Ed: Sure. Where is it?

Clare: It’s in the forest.

Ed: Um, OK, where’s the forest?

Clare: It’s in China.

Ed: Where’s China?

Clare: Well, first you have to take an airplane, then a train, then a bus, then a car.

That’s one elusive monkey.

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