Why is it, that at a few days less than two years old, you have decided you are against napping?

Take it from me, naps are glorious! There’s nothing like a good afternoon snooze to send your subconscious into overdrive, and waking up with drool on your pillow is a blessing.

Please know that you are making me wish more than ever that I worked during the day and your delicate daytime sleep was someone else’s problem.


P.S. Plastic cement mixers to not make cuddly bedmates. I’d gladly swap you for a soft teddy bear if you didn’t commence screaming “tuuuuckkk” at the top of your lungs as soon as I remove the foot-long vehicle.