How about some lighter, summer fare?
Last night, as I was getting ready for bed, I looked down at the geek’s feet. He was wearing cargo shorts and black socks.
“Um, did you wear those to Myles’ soccer game?”
“BLACK SOCKS AND SHORTS IS FOR 80-YEAR-OLD MEN!!!”
“Really? I thought it was hip!”
Yes, my nerdlet. The only thing that would have been hipper is if you had replaced your shoes with sandals.